1ºAnti-Vaxxer Wears A Red Thong As Mask Aboard A Flight
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Flight Attendant: “Sir, you were wearing a proper face mask when you boarded the flight. Now you wear something else which isn’t a mask. Please wear a face mask.”
Anti-Vax-Passenger: “This is my girlfriend's red thong which doubles up as my face mask. You know, it's a nice hack. My wife and I hack it pretty well.”
[Another passenger chimes in.]
Pro-Vax-Passenger: “Hey, is your girlfriend wearing your underwear as a facemask, huh?”
Anti-Vax-Passenger: [feels hacked-off and grounded]: “Er…ugh…er…”
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