1ºMy postures not as bad as it could be but all this slouching is killing me. My back looks so weird I'm a hunchback with a beard. My joints are all out of whack I look like I just smoked some crack. Up up up I should be sitting up you see up up up tall and straight is the way to be. I'm spineless as a man can be when it comes to posture you've never seen someone slouch as bad as me I'm spineless as a man can be but it's so hard to sit up straight don't you see