1ºMexican: I'm proud to be from Mexico.
Woke person: You should be. You have such a rich cultural heritage.
Chinese: I'm proud to be from China.
Woke person: That is only right with all China has to offer.
Frenchman: I'm proud to be from France.
Woke person. It is only right, since your nation has given so much to art.
Kenyan: I'm proud to be from Kenya.
Woke person: That is wonderful. You have so much to show the world.
Person from the U.S.: I'm proud to be an American.
Woke person: WHAT? Are you a fascist? Why do you hate other people so much.