Supreme Court Rejects Atheists' Attempt To Remove 'In God We Trust' From U.S. Currency

           

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Out of the graciousness of my own heart, if there are any atheists who are deeply offended by "In God We Trust" being on their currency, I want you to know, I deeply sympathize with you, and will help you to remove such a heavy burden as having to carry around money with such an offensive phrase on it...Send me all of your tainted money, and I will carry that completely non-religious cross for you, so that you can be relieved of having to compromise your beliefs. I do this so that you don't have to, I will voluntarily accept the weight of any and all tainted money you might be burdened by, so you can be free from it...

Just remember my noble sacrifice...


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